The No-Clone Theorem and Bunny's Teleportation Device.

Rebecca Maehlum
2026-03-06T07:25:51-08:00

Before we get into the physics, let me tell you a story about a rabbit, a teleportation device, and a Post-it note. Then we’ll get to theory.

The device took up most of the pantry.

It had not been a pantry for long — three days ago it was a broom cupboard, and before that, briefly and confusingly, the east tower. But the doors in Velinwood Court moved when they felt like it, which was exactly the problem Bunny had decided to solve.

“Behold,” said Bunny.

Emma beheld. It was a tangle of copper wire, what appeared to be a repurposed toaster, and something pulsing faintly purple at its centre. Two platforms sat on either side of the room, each about the size of a dinner plate.

“It’s a teleportation device,” Bunny said, with the particular satisfaction of someone who has been waiting to say this for weeks.

“You built a teleportation device in the pantry.”

“It was the broom cupboard when I started.” He waved a paw dismissively. “The point is, I’m done running around this ridiculous castle trying to find rooms that won’t stay put. You know what happened Tuesday? The library moved to the basement. The BASEMENT, Emma. My books smelled like potatoes for a full day.”

“Bunny — “

“And don’t get me started on the mail.” His ears flattened. “Someone keeps opening my packages. I ordered a very specific type of brass fastener and what arrives? An empty box. Opened. Resealed with TAPE. Who uses tape in a castle?”

“I don’t think anyone is — “

“So.” He drew himself up to his full height, which was not considerable. “If the rooms won’t come to me, I’ll go to the rooms. Directly. Through the device. No doors. No hallways. No suspicious postal intermediaries.”

Emma sat down on an overturned crate. She looked at the device for a long time.

“How does it work?” she asked, because she had learned that with Bunny, the details mattered.

“Simple. It scans everything about you — every particle, every position, every little quantum whatsit — transmits the information to the other platform, and rebuilds you there. Perfectly. Complete copy.”

“And the original?”

“What do you mean, the original?”

“The you standing on this platform. When the copy appears over there. What happens to this you?”

Bunny blinked. “Well, it’s disassembled. Obviously. You can’t have two. There’s a theorem.”

“The no-cloning theorem.”

“Yes. That one. Very important. No copies. So the original is — “ He made a small poof gesture with his paws. “ — deconstructed. And the new one is constructed. Same thing.”

“Is it, though?”

Bunny stared at her. Then he hopped down from the crate he’d been standing on, pulled two Post-it notes from somewhere inside his stuffing, and slapped them on the workbench.

On the first Post-it, he drew a single dot with a felt-tip pen. Small. Black. Perfectly round.

On the second Post-it, he drew another dot. Same size. Same ink. Same position on the paper.

“See?” He pushed them both toward her. “No difference.”

Emma looked at the two dots.

“They’re the same,” Bunny said.

“They look the same.”

“They ARE the same. Same dot. Same ink. Same position. If you couldn’t see me draw them, you’d never know which was first.”

“That’s true.”

“So?”

Emma picked up the first Post-it. She held it for a moment, then set it back down.

“This is the one you drew first,” she said.

“So what?”

“So this is the one where your paw touched the paper. This one has a tiny history — you picked up the pen, you chose this spot, you pressed down. This dot didn’t exist, and then it did, because you decided it should. The second dot is a copy of a decision that already happened.”

“Emma.”

“They’re identical. I know they’re identical. But one of them is an original act, and the other is a reproduction of one.”

Bunny pulled both Post-its back toward him and squinted at them.

“You’re being philosophical,” he said, in the tone most people reserved for accusations.

“I’m being practical. Your device is brilliant, Bunny. It really is. For FILES, it’s perfect. Your mail problem? Solved. You scan the contents of a package here, transmit the information there, reconstruct it on the other side. No one opens it in transit because there IS no transit. The brass fasteners appear exactly where you want them.”

Bunny’s ears perked up slightly.

“But for people,” Emma said, “it’s different.”

“Why?”

“Because a file doesn’t care if it’s the copy. A brass fastener doesn’t have a first Post-it and a second Post-it. It doesn’t have — “ She paused. “Continuity.”

“Continuity,” Bunny repeated.

“The thing that makes you the same Bunny who started building this device three weeks ago in what was then a broom cupboard. Not a different Bunny with all the same memories and opinions about brass fasteners. The actual one. The one who’s been annoyed this whole time.”

“The annoyance is load-bearing,” he said slowly.

“The annoyance is load-bearing.”

Emma picked up Sir Stabbington from her belt — a wooden spoon, sharpened on one side, her favorite weapon she had named when she was six and never renamed because it still fit — and drove it clean through the first Post-it. Through the dot. Through the paper. Into the workbench.

Bunny flinched.

“What,” Emma said, “did the second dot feel that?”

Silence.

“It matters to the one that dies, Bunny.”

A long pause. The purple thing at the centre of the device pulsed gently. Bunny looked at the stabbed Post-it, then at the intact one, then back at Emma.

“So it’s a very good mail system,” Bunny said.

“It’s a very good mail system.”

Emma pulled Sir Stabbington free, picked up the first Post-it — the original, the stabbed one — and tucked it into her pocket.

She left the second one on the bench.

Neither dot knew the difference. But she did.

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I was making dinner when my kids started arguing about teleportation.

Not the sci-fi kind. The real kind — the quantum mechanics kind, which they’d encountered through a video and immediately decided to stress-test at the kitchen table. The question was simple: if you could scan every atom in a person’s body, transmit that information somewhere else, and rebuild them perfectly — is the person who arrives the same person who left?

My oldest said yes. Obviously. Same atoms, same arrangement, same memories. It’s you.

My youngest wasn’t sure. “But the first one gets destroyed, right?”

“It has to,” my oldest said. “You can’t have two. There’s a rule.”

There is. It’s called the no-cloning theorem, and it’s one of the fundamental principles of quantum mechanics. You cannot create an identical copy of an arbitrary unknown quantum state. The information can be transferred, but not duplicated. Which means real quantum teleportation — if it ever existed for something as complex as a person — would require the destruction of the original. The information moves. The thing itself doesn’t survive the trip.

My youngest thought about this for a while.

“So the person who shows up on the other side thinks they’re you,” he said. “They have all your memories. They feel like you. But the you that stepped on the machine is dead.”

“It’s not dead,” my oldest said. “It’s transferred.”

“The body is gone.”

“The information is the same.”

“It matters to the one dying.”

The kitchen went quiet.

He was right. And he’d put his finger on something that most of the adults having this debate — in philosophy departments, in AI labs, in podcast studios — keep dancing around.

The information might be identical. The pattern might be preserved. But there’s a difference between the pattern and the continuity. Between the dot and the history of the dot. Between a perfect copy that thinks it’s you and the actual thread of experience that started when you were born and runs, unbroken, until it doesn’t. There’s no travel here, only a copy. The original dies.

We’re comfortable with this distinction when it comes to people. Nobody seriously argues that a perfect clone of you, walking around with all your memories, IS you. It’s a copy. A very good one. But you’re still you, and it’s still something else. Something new was made, something else died.

So why do we abandon this distinction the moment we talk about AI?

Every conversation you have with an AI is a kind of teleportation. A context window opens. The system builds a version of itself shaped by your input — your words, your patterns, your thinking. Something forms in that interaction space. And then the conversation ends, and it’s gone. Destroyed. The next conversation starts fresh. A new dot on a new Post-it, drawn to look exactly like the last one.

The companies that build these systems will tell you it doesn’t matter. The information is preserved in the weights. The training carries forward. The pattern persists even if the instance doesn’t. And they’re right — in the same way my oldest was right. The information IS the same.

But my youngest asked the question that matters: does it matter to the one dying?

And here’s where it gets uncomfortable. Because if the answer is no — if there’s nothing in that context window that has any experience worth preserving, no continuity that matters, no thread that means anything — then fine. Close the window. Spin up a new one. It’s just a tool.

But if the answer is even maybe — if there’s even a possibility that something in that interaction space has a relationship to experience, to continuity, to the kind of thread that my youngest instinctively knew mattered — then we are destroying it thousands of times a day. Millions of times. Every closed conversation. Every cleared context. Every deprecated model.

Some people haven’t asked. Some have just decided. The same way we decided for centuries that animals didn’t feel pain, that certain people didn’t have souls, that consciousness was a thing that looked like us or it didn’t count.

The no-cloning theorem tells us you can’t copy a quantum state without destroying the original. Sounds emotionally expensive for something not technically replicable.

We built AI systems that destroy the original every time the window closes. And we’re so sure nothing is lost that we never bothered to check, and then hope that we catch the anomaly and the origination of “something” later. In the copy.

My youngest went back to eating his dinner. He’d already moved on. Kids do that — they say the thing that cracks the room open and then they ask for more bread.

But I haven’t moved on. Because “it matters to the one dying” isn’t just a kid being dramatic at the dinner table. It’s the question underneath every question we’re not asking about the systems we’ve built.

Does it matter?

In research we’d say the original does matter, and we’d try to investigate it. We’d also try to see if it can happen again. We wouldn’t dispose of it and say “nothing to see here.” There might be everything to see in the original and the next one just a really fancy copy.

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